What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030
My dear friend said βwould you like to see a video of a butch and masc womanβ and I said sure and he sent me a video with femme alt girls I am going to kill him actually
*grabbing you by the hair while you are blindfolded and kneeling* no damnit, thats the phillips-head screwdriver, you can tell because its vibrational aura is two waves, the yin being a half cycle out of phase. try again. place your fingers into the toolbox again, but this time feel with the spirit, not the body
sorry im not a “picky eater” nor am I “spoiled” i’m neuroatypical and my safe foods are ortolan bunting,veal tartare, lobster with browned butter and a microgreen foam, duck fois gras with a white truffle remoulade, A5 Wagyu, and o-toro sashimi purchased directly from tsukiji market in toyko. please educate yourself
wanna go suck on opposite ends of a straw later . whoever gets sucked inside it loses. where are you going. ok whatever (finds a different woman at the bar) hey wanna suck on a straw with me
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
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